Mobile phone

Mobile phone is a device without which the life nowadays wouldn't be imaginable. Except that in these days when the information was sent via drums, paper, bonfires, and later telegraphs, the people with vibrating, beeping or buzzing things would be hanged or jailed.

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Don't OVERuse your phone, or else...

For most, the phone is for talking, but now every. single. fckn. phone. includes functions like photo camera, web browser, calendar, and such... It's not secret that most of the world uses Androids, especially Samsungs, except for sh***y US of A where Iphones predominate... wait... WHAT ?!

But yeah, the world uses Androids, USA uses iPhones, cheeky sellers know that, and so do mobile operators, who would willingly squeeze every single cent outta your wallet, no matter what.

Anyone with at least half a brain cell know that you should turn off and put away your phone in cinema, church, hospital or school, cuz it distracts. Sometimes even funeral is held with a phone on dead someone's body, as who knows?? maybe something would happen...

How 2 take care of ur phone for ur personal safetyz

It's also not a secret that many electric appliances tend to explode or burn if not used properly. Especially if your appliance comes in contact with water, in which case a short circuit happens and it either stops working, or does a blitz. Also apparently their parts melt and burn your palms in cases like these, which euhhh... yeah.

Phones are still okay for the most part as contact with water only makes them stop functioning, but not explode. But even then you shouldn't be ignorant and keep them out of water contact - don't take your phone when going to shower, bath, swimming pool, or to brush the teeth, becuz otherwise the phone will fail.

Types of phones

There's multiple of them, no, there's actually multitude of them. Some are old and antique, some have keys (the 2000s type), others have touchscreens (most of the phones nowadays), and some are like bricks, so thin that you can even use it to wipe your ass after sh@tting.

Manufacturers of mobile phones

There's already nine thousand of them, you just have to choose:

...and so on.