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Obviously I was referring to the previous dictator of a nearby country, but this is too wordy anyway.
(reverted to the date that is correct for most of the article)
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(Obviously I was referring to the previous dictator of a nearby country, but this is too wordy anyway.)
 
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<br> made its search-engine dependent upon privacy-violating [[javascript (english)|javascript]],
<br> made its search-engine dependent upon privacy-violating [[javascript (english)|javascript]],
<br> for the first time in its history of over 25 years.
<br> for the first time in its history of over 25 years.
Wikipedia #1:
<br> On febuary 27th 2025, the NSA ordered one of their power-seeking sleeper-agents
<br> in Wikimedia, usernamed XXBlackburnXx, to start mass-blocking all of the
<br> proxies and VPNs in the world, including all of those which require payment,
<br> which are allowed under Wikimedia's rules (only OPEN proxies are forbidden).
<br> Agent XXBlackburnXx did so by using the NSA's comprehensiv database of all of such
<br> proxies and VPNs, and an NSA-developed "bot"-program which blocks them all automaticly,
<br> so that XXBlackburnXx didnot need to do so manually.
<br> Agent XXBlackburnXx started running that automatic program on march 1st 2025.
<br> He didnot run that program constantly, but rather, he ran it briefly on enny given day,
<br> over a period of several months, so as not to clog-up the wiki's block-log or general log
<br> for enny given day.


cotse.net:
cotse.net:
<br> In or around march of 2025, the owner(s) of cotse.net implemented the demands of
<br> In or around march of 2025, the owner(s) of cotse.net implemented the demands of
<br> a javascript-mandating anti-[[SquirrelMail]] letter,
<br> a javascript-mandating anti-[[SquirrelMail]] letter,
<br> such that cotse.net no longer allows people to register new [javascript-free] SquirrelMail accounts,
<br> such that cotse.net no longer allows people to register new javascript-free SquirrelMail accounts,
<br> for the first time in its history of over 20 years.
<br> for the first time in its history of over 20 years.
<br> In its place, those owners were mandated to provide only the worthless javascript-dependent
<br> pseudo-anonymous [[RoundCube]] webmail at their other website, codamail.com.
<br> This is the destruction of the last available SquirrelMail webmail on the internet.
<br> This is the destruction of the last available SquirrelMail webmail on the internet.


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<br> There are not yet any countries that have stepped-up to form a "coalition of the willing"
<br> There are not yet any countries that have stepped-up to form a "coalition of the willing"
<br> to annihilate the Starmer regime and liberate the british people therefrom.
<br> to annihilate the Starmer regime and liberate the british people therefrom.
<br> (Apparently we'll have to wait until Starmer invades Poland until anyone does anything
<br> about him and his followers, just like last time.)


Wikipedia:
Wikipedia #2:
<br> At some time from mid-august of 2025 to mid-october of 2025,
<br> At some time from mid-august of 2025 to mid-october of 2025,
<br> The Wikimedia Foundation's CEO received a [[javascript mandate letter]] from
<br> The Wikimedia Foundation's CEO received a [[javascript mandate letter]] from
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