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Tamista iškilmingai abdovanotas Pipedijos medaliu už nuopelną, skleidžiantį humorą beigi satyrą

Aš negaliu kalbėti lietuviškai.
Aš galiu tik kalbėti angliškai.
("I cannot speak lithuanian.
I can only speak english.")

I am a native english-speaker, probably the only one on this wiki.
I don't speak lithuanian, but I had to learn some lithuanian words in order to use this wiki.

I'm surprised that the intelligence agencies' TLS-1.3 mandates (which serve to make
various browsers incompatible) extend all the way to Lithuania.
...No; I have now learned that the Pipedija server is in the United States,
so the TLS-1.3 mandate is not surprising.