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Established english
Established english is the variant of the english language that is used almost everywhere.
It is distinctiv for its exceptionally non-phonetic spelling,
its copious homonyms and homophones, and other problems,
including non-standard plural nouns.
It shoud not be called "standard" english, due to the positiv connotation of the word "standard".
Established english is contrasted with reformed english.
Various psychopaths, including ones who are intelligence agents or assets thereof,
obstruct and/or reverse the natural tendency toward english language reform,
due to the disruptiv and/or psychologicly manipulativ aspects of established english.