Eengglish: changed to a specific category

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changed to a specific category

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Gimnazija: /* ALCOHOLIC */

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ALCOHOLIC

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	== ~~ALCOHOLIC~~ ==		== Alcoholic ==
	# one not content to leave well enough alone.		# one not content to leave well enough alone.
	# anyone who drinks more than you.		# anyone who drinks more than you.
	# one with a drinking problem excoriated by those with a problem not minding their own fucking business.		# one with a drinking problem excoriated by those with a problem not minding their own fucking business.


	== Alcoholism ==		== Alcoholism ==

Gimnazija: /* American indian */

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American indian

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	== American indian ==		== American indian ==
	~~AMERICAN INDIAN~~
	# any of several indigenous races of the Americas characterized by superlative culture, serenity, and the refusal to disappear gracefully.		# any of several indigenous races of the Americas characterized by superlative culture, serenity, and the refusal to disappear gracefully.
	# a tear-jerker of 500 chapters.		# a tear-jerker of 500 chapters.


	== Amsterdam ==		== Amsterdam ==

Gimnazija: Naujas puslapis: English language words starting with letter A. == AA == # very nearly a towing company; that which will take a broken down car eight-twelfths of the way to the nearest mechanic...

2021-09-06T20:28:24Z

Naujas puslapis: English language words starting with letter A. == AA == # very nearly a towing company; that which will take a broken down car eight-twelfths of the way to the nearest mechanic...

Naujas puslapis

English language words starting with letter A.

== AA ==
# very nearly a towing company; that which will take a broken down car eight-twelfths of the way to the nearest mechanic.
# abrv, Anti-Agnostics.
# a support group which offers the replacement of a once pleasurable addiction for an utterly displeasurable network of security.

== Aardwark ==
Obviously, an audacious creature chiefly remarkable for its length of tongue, fondness for ants, and precociousness in lexicons.

== Able ==
Actually sober.

== Ably ==
adv, describing the way a thing is done when it is done for money.

== Acid ==
# any substance with a pH less than 7.
# the taste of your self-respect after Viagra, feminine deodorant spray, and myriad other modern staples of existence.

== Adage ==
the truth dilapidated.

== Admiration ==
In reality - simply harassment.

== Advent ==
an extended pre-Christmas holiday for the exploitations of family gift milkers and religious nut jobs.

== Adventitious ==
# relating to a government conspiracy; a plot.
# anything to do with an ex-lover; pointless.

== Advertising ==
an expensive and revolutionary method by which companies improve your opinions.

== Agnostic ==
# neurotic.
# one prone to severe and seemingly endless bouts of indecisiveness.
# One who goes against the Gnostics, a long vanished religious sect remarkable for their narrow loss to Christianity in the great Cosmic game of Slap-Jack.

== Alcohol ==
# a form of popular entertainment vastly less expensive than vacations, movies, theme parks, or even cable TV.
# different beverages such as cognac, beer, vodka, liquor, rum, vine, whisky, whiskey, and others

== ALCOHOLIC ==
# one not content to leave well enough alone.
# anyone who drinks more than you.
# one with a drinking problem excoriated by those with a problem not minding their own fucking business.

== Alcoholism ==
# an involuntary disease caused by the similarly involuntary purchase and ingestion of alcohol.
# a condition which cynics claim is engaged in for the avoidance of life but which realists see as practical, asking, "If life is not worth avoiding, what is?"

== Alien ==
# an English speaking, standard model human with big ears, an extra butt or extremities; a human.
# E.T. with a dildo.
# anyone from a country poorer than, say, Britain.
# an artist with a job.
# a musician at home.
# an actor in his own body.
# a child without medication.
# a teacher that cares to teach.
# as of the election of one 21st Century American President, an American in any other country.

== Alternative ==
# crummy.
# insubstantial themes watered down and passed off as cutting edge to poorly dressed, vaguely dis-satisfied, yet consistently gullible consumers.
# homosexual; more at gay.
# heterosexual; more at straight.
# the second part of an ultimatum; eg, "Either you publish my book, or I'll rob and decapitate you."

== Ambiguous ==
a moron's self-proclamation of large stature.

== American indian ==
AMERICAN INDIAN
# any of several indigenous races of the Americas characterized by superlative culture, serenity, and the refusal to disappear gracefully.
# a tear-jerker of 500 chapters.

== Amsterdam ==
a European city holding the ridiculous notion that the intoxicating yet relatively harmless substance, marijuana, should be a peaceful means of profit for the government and the community, rather than an excuse to spend billions of tax dollars on a futile war against its own people and constitution; the world's own insane asylum. Amsterdam is well known for its flag with letters "XXX".

== Anger ==
the state of being mad; madness.

== Antichrist ==
# fearing for our lives, the editors decline to point out any Poles in pointy hats.
# Louis Farrakhan.

== AOL ==
# an ISP which is chiefly useful for losing tremendous amounts of data and denying even the most basic connections while charging the most premium of rates; proof that gross incompetence and popularity are not mutually exclusive.
# a missed keystroke, a typo of SOL.

== Apocalypse, the ==
# The Big Event; Good Vs. Evil; Don King's retirement plan.
# a religiously predicted series of events including dramatic appearances by all major cosmic forces, and a final "Judgement Day" which promises either eternal salvation, or infinite damnation, depending on your schedule.
# something you can afford to get all worked up about — as well as purchase bumper stickers relating to — if you're making enough money to keep a car registered, insured, and running.

== Artificial insemination ==
the transmission of something inside something else through unnatural means; eg, a virtual magazine.

== Artist ==
a philosopher who has taken a moral stand against work.

== Ashley ==
a boy's name, though a contrary opinion is held accurate by many cretins.

== Aspiration ==
# what gives one reason to rejoice in life in youth.
# what gives one reason to despair in life in old-age.

== Atheist ==
one with an IQ exceeding 105.

== AWOL ==
in the military, a sudden rush of sanity and wisdom; an awakening.

== Axiom ==
the truth decapitated.

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Eengglish: changed to a specific category

Gimnazija: /* ALCOHOLIC */

Gimnazija: /* American indian */

Gimnazija: Naujas puslapis: English language words starting with letter A. == AA == # very nearly a towing company; that which will take a broken down car eight-twelfths of the way to the nearest mechanic...