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Balalaikų draugė 12:57, 10 gegužės 2016

2016-05-10T12:57:00Z

← Ankstesnė versija		15:57, 10 gegužės 2016 versija
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	Tai mes netgi čia nerašysime beveik nieko (nes labai daug įdomybių pačiame bloge galima surasti), o tiesiog duosime jums tokį tekstuką [[anglų kalba]], iš kurio jums viskas aišku iškart pasidarys:		Tai mes netgi čia nerašysime beveik nieko (nes labai daug įdomybių pačiame bloge galima surasti), o tiesiog duosime jums tokį tekstuką [[anglų kalba]], iš kurio jums viskas aišku iškart pasidarys:

	: There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger, and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England. French fries were not invented in France.		: ''There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger, and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England. French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing? If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth? If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down, and in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all). That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible. And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I wind up this poem It ends.''
	: We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
	: If writers write, how come fingers don't fing? If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth? If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught.
	: If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
	: You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down, and in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and a bell is only heard once it goes!
	: English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all).
	: That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible. And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I wind up this poem It ends.

Balalaikų draugė 12:56, 10 gegužės 2016

2016-05-10T12:56:08Z

← Ankstesnė versija		15:56, 10 gegužės 2016 versija
3 eilutė:		3 eilutė:
	Tai mes netgi čia nerašysime beveik nieko (nes labai daug įdomybių pačiame bloge galima surasti), o tiesiog duosime jums tokį tekstuką [[anglų kalba]], iš kurio jums viskas aišku iškart pasidarys:		Tai mes netgi čia nerašysime beveik nieko (nes labai daug įdomybių pačiame bloge galima surasti), o tiesiog duosime jums tokį tekstuką [[anglų kalba]], iš kurio jums viskas aišku iškart pasidarys:

	There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger, and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England. French fries were not invented in France.		: There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger, and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England. French fries were not invented in France.
			: We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
	We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.		: If writers write, how come fingers don't fing? If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth? If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught.
			: If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
	If writers write, how come fingers don't fing? If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth? If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught.		: You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down, and in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and a bell is only heard once it goes!
			: English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all).
	If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?		: That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible. And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I wind up this poem It ends.

	You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down, and in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and a bell is only heard once it goes!

	English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all).

	That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible. And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I wind up this poem It ends.

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2016-05-10T12:55:31Z

Naujas puslapis: '''Anglų kalbos mokytoja''' - tokia blogerė yra, kuri duoda nemokamas anglų kalbos pamokas, tai aišku visi tie, kas mokosi, eina skaityti jos blogas|bl...

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'''Anglų kalbos mokytoja''' - tokia [[blogerė]] yra, kuri duoda nemokamas [[anglų kalba|anglų kalbos]] pamokas, tai aišku visi tie, kas mokosi, eina skaityti jos [[blogas|blogo]], nes tenai perskaito visokių subtilybių.

Tai mes netgi čia nerašysime beveik nieko (nes labai daug įdomybių pačiame bloge galima surasti), o tiesiog duosime jums tokį tekstuką [[anglų kalba]], iš kurio jums viskas aišku iškart pasidarys:

There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger, and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England. French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing? If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth? If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down, and in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all).

That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible. And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I wind up this poem It ends.

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* Anglų kalbos mokytoja visame gražume - http://www.anglumokytoja.com/

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